The so called "paparazzi" ran amok, and caught a perfect moment within one their photographs. It was then that I informed Louis "Hello. I forgot your birthdate. But I am here. Where are the sweets?" Notice the core look on Louis' beautiful face. (snicker)

This graced the cover of today's issue of the tabloid "National Inquirer". Sacrement, Lestat. Your media domination has yet begun!